i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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