Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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