how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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