I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Randomize
