clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
