i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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