What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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