have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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