I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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