What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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