she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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