I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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