it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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