he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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