lets start a swedish sibling band together
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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