i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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