oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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