Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
