We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hello my rib-scented angel!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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