Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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