North Korea, Best Korea!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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