dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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