let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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