i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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