btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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