so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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