Whod you bang
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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