Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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