my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
BRING THE BAGELS
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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