When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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