The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
