Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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