you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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