If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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