too bad you live with your parents still
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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