So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She needs sedatives and a leash
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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