i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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