what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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