worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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