Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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