I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There r osticjed everywhere
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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