ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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