He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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