I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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