she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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