he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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