Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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