Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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