dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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