My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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