well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Michael Bay diarrhea
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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