I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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