I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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