I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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