no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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