i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Having a random hookup so left but love u
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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