Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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