I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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