PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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