I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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